The Art of Magic with Roberto

Hello all. As a certain rival magician of literature will never find out, I am ROBERTO THE MAGICIAN OF SCIENCE!!!! While i actually am in biology, it doesnt mean i cant razzle-n-dazzle my skills in a lower level. There is quite a lot of pressure for a magician such as myself to become recognized and hone my skills to the next level, but hopefully with the helpful guidance of all you readers, i will be able to complete my mission. Before we begin, i would like to add that i am tripping off of my ballsack, and would never do this otherwise.
The concept of being such a gentleman and scholar scares the ones who are not man enough to believe in the fact that there is such a thing as being a magician in science. As all of you who have watched the 2006 film "The Prestige", my prestige is the key parts of my every day life. I cant leave home without it.
As i was concocting a magic concoction in my magic science lab, i realized the subtlety behind the fact that this is as boisterous as a cannon in a flock of seagulls. i am not at all a subtle person, and in fact can be very rude and boisterous myself! My most-known trick would be the vanishing act, which would be when you show up to read this blog or maybe just to acknowledge my page, that i vanish into thin air! unfortunately you will never be able to see my vanishing act, which is quite unfortunate indeed.
Well this is my first blog, and it is very, very stupid. It might be the dumbest thing ive ever written, but as time progresses, so does the watch-maker. I believe i will hit the blog-reading spots of your brains with FULL FORCE AND CUNNING! Over the internet, that is.
-Keep Readin, Yallz!